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Charles "Lucky" Luciano (November 24, 1897 – January 26, 1962) was a legendary Italian-American mobster. Luciano is considered the father of modern organized crime and the mastermind of the massive postwar expansion of the international heroin trade.

Charlie Luciano was born Salvatore Lucania ("loo-kah-NEE-ah") in the village of Lercara Friddi, located approximately 16 miles (26 km) east of Corleone, in Sicily. At the age of ten, his family moved to the United States. Luciano earned money in his younger years by getting kids to pay for his "protection", and, in true Mafia style, whoever wouldn't pay him one or two cents a day for his service would get beaten up. One kid refused to pay, and when Luciano tried to beat him up, the kid gave him a good fight: The kid's name was Meyer Lansky, another legendary mobster in the making. It was through Lansky that he met Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel, an aspiring youthful hit man. Both Siegel and Lansky were Jewish, making their alliance with Luciano looked down upon in his Sicilian neighborhood.

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